Working at Sears and trying to break into managing bands isn’t
easy, regardless of what your mom and that fuckhead she married Steve might
think. But it has its perks.
For example, today, while reviewing a display of clearance
priced air-conditioning units, you’re going to into Shelly. Shelly, in addition to being the leading
salesperson at J.C. Penny, is a tremendous slut. And when she comes a knocking, you know that
you’re about to get your cock sucked.
“Hey,” she’ll murmur to you as you come up, pressing her
body against yours so that you can feel her curves underneath that tweed
pantsuit. “I need an air conditioner.”
You’ll pull her head back by her hair and whisper into her
ear.
“I think we can work something out.”
The two of you will then have sex in the employee bathroom
of Annie’s Pretzels, the only place the entire mall that isn’t wired for
video. When you’re done you’ll both be
covered in sweat, reeking of pretzels, salt and cinnamon-sugar-spread, but
satisfied.
“Way to make that sale, Tiger,” she’ll mumble in your ear.
“I don’t have any witty comebacks,” you’ll croak in response.
“I work as a sales representative at Sears.”
Congratulations Sears
Sales Representative!
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