Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Congratulations on Finally Not Making That Noise with Your Mouth!



After your wife leaves you’ll realize, for a fleeting second, that maybe purring with your lips pursed isn’t the best way to get her attention.

“Brrrrrr-maybe I should’ve said I loved her once or twice,” you’ll announce to the empty room that once held all of your possessions.

“Probably,” the magic squirrel that manifests when you take too many ludes will respond before bursting into flames and making you throw water all over your kitchen until he dematerializes.

Congratulations on Finally Not Making That Noise with Your Mouth!

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