Congratulations TIght Butted Racist!

You’re a tight butted racist and you’re in prison.  You can figure out how this ends from here, right?

Oh, you can’t?

Well, as a wonderfully racist individual you’re going to join a prison gang using race as your sole criteria.  But since you’re an Asian racist, there won’t actually be any substantial prison gangs that can protect you, not really, once news of your incredibly tight butt gets out.

This means that you’re going to end up being raped by every other really racist prisoner in the joint until your ass is loose.  Which, given the frequency of your early rapes, will be a little less than two weeks.

This is going to be a really gay period in your life, so it’s kind of a good thing that you’re not a homophobic racist.  Later, as the rapes taper off, you'll just be occasionally raped by other prisoners, and by one guy who rapes you in exchange for not raping you at other times.

It's not a perfect system.

Later on in life, you’ll write a book about the experience.  Publishers will roundly reject it and you’ll kill yourself as soon as your parole ends and you can buy a gun and “die the way a man outta,” by shooting yourself in the mouth in the drive-through of the Arby’s where you work.

Congratulations Tight Butted Racist!