Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Congratulations Book That Can Fly!



You’re a sentient book that can fly.

Today, while fluttering across the sky you’ll suddenly be torn from your flight by a rabid middle-aged woman wearing a pair of glasses on a chain with her hair in a bun.

“MUST FILE!” she’ll crow as she smoothes your pages and clutches you to her chest before pressing you into a shelf, somewhere, by some eldritch binding.

Your mind will reel, dreaming of escape: of flight from the library.

Congratulations Book That Can Fly!

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