Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Congratulations Heartbreaking Doctor!



You’ll slam on his ribcage and weep.

“Doctor, what’s wrong?” the sexiest nurse in the entire hospital will ask you as she bends down and gives you a nice big glimpse o’ cleavage.

You’ll weep into the man’s chest.  Your tears will fall on his still beating heart.  He’ll moan softly.

“I can’t do it today,” you’ll moan.  “I just can’t!  It’s too soon!”  Then you’ll brace yourself on his chest and shout up at the sky.  “SOPHIA!”

Sophia is the other nurse who works there, who you’ve been sexually harassing for months now.  A week ago she’ll have quit and accepted a large settlement from the hospital in exchange for her silence regarding your sustained and repeatedly rebuffed advances.

“We should get another doctor right away,” sexy nurse will announce to the room.  “This man could die in a matter of minutes if he isn’t seen to.”

You’ll nod and wipe your nose.

“Okay.  Thank you sexynurse.”

She’ll look at you and your eyes will go wide as you realize what you just did.  Half an hour and one dead patient later you’ll be in the hospital lawyer’s office all over again. This time they’ll be discussing the terms of your dismissal and the fact that the hospital lawyer will be unable to represent you in either of the upcoming cases that are going to be filed against you.  You’ll tearfully acknowledge the state of affairs, then return to your incredibly well furnished apartment and purchase a plane ticket to Malta.

Later, you’ll fall in love with literally ever woman on the resort where you’re staying and find yourself extricated to America in an unprecedented state of affairs.

Congratulations Heartbreaking Doctor!

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