Today you’re an ass ferret and you’re going to burst from
the trembling chest of a horrified executive during a board meeting.
“Ehhhh! Ain’t I a
stinkah?!” you’ll announce to the boardroom, at which point the entire
boardroom will erupt into uproarious laughter.
Later on you’ll be elected to be
chairman of the board of directions, then CEO, then something else important. Later on you’ll cause a second, much bigger
financial collapse in America, but in the meantime you’ll just occupy yourself
being the most adorable corporate shill in all of New York City.
Congratulations Ass Ferret!
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