She was right there, eyeing you. She wanted you in her. She wanted you in her mouth god damnit. She was practically foaming for you.
Sure she was your sister, but your sister is hot. Really hot.
And you blew it! You were all
like “Oh, hey, we’ll anger the gods and a bull demon will arise from the earth
and destroy us both under its hooves and crush the city we live in while we
gaze on through bloodied eyes and crippled sockets and weep softly and twitch
pathetically praying for even the slightest mercy of sweet, dark oblivion which
will never come.”
And she was all “Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I’ll go fuck some other dude.”
And then you high fived.
You IDIOT!
Congratulations, You Totally Blew Your Chance!
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