You know what get cold sometimes? Asses.
And not just when they’re in metal chairs. When people are standing, when people are
walking, when people are lying down with sheets on the rest of their body but
they have a special hole cut out over their butt so they can have sex “the
proper way.” None of these people are
doing anything wrong, but they’re forced to live with frigid, uncomfortable
asses like criminals.
No more.
Today you, blessed generalized you, are going to come up
with a special kind of hat that people can wear over their asses. This will allow people to keep their asses
warm without covering up the shapely appearance of their bottom.
Sluts, idiots and fatties will all herald you as a “genius,”
while the rest of the world will continue to not know or care who you are.
You’ll appear on the Today show in a week’s time. The
caption will read: Asshat Inventor Shares Vision with the World.
Society as we know it will have reached a nadir.
Congratulations Asshat Inventor!
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