Today, before handing a gun to Mugs so that he can shoot
Jimmy the Crane in one of his knees (you don’t like to micromanage so you’ll
let Mugs decide and Mugs exists outside of time so we can’t see what he chooses
to do of his own volition so we don’t know which one) you’re going to do
something very important.
You’re going to check the chamber.
That way you’ll know for sure that there won’t be a bullet
that could potentially fly out and hit either of you in the face, neck, groin,
chest, thigh or anywhere else unpleasant during the gun-handing procedure.
It’ll be a great day for gun safety, your face AND Mugs’
face.
It’ll be a terrible day for Jimmy the Crane, snitching as a
profession, and one of Jimmy’s Knees (TBD)
Always remember to check the chamber!
Congratulations on Remembering to Check the Chamber!
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