Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Congratulations Spanglish Instructor!



You’ll go over it with the class, shouting what you want them to shout.

“ROSA,” you’ll scream.

“ROSA,” they’ll respond.

“I KNOW YOU STOLE MY EARRINGS.”

“I KNOW YOU STOLE MY EARRINGS.”

You’ll nod.

“Good work.  Now, how do we follow up?”

The brightest of your students, the housewife you’re not trying to fuck, will raise her hand.  You’ll ignore her until the housewife you’re trying to fuck raises hers.

“If you don’t give them back I’ll steal your husband by sucking his dick?” she’ll announce to the classroom.  Then she’ll wink at you.

Your male students will chuckle while your female students will look at one another like who the fuck is this bitch.  You’ll just chuckle and say:

“Oh you!”

Later on you’ll fuck her before giving her a B+, which is way more than she deserves even though all your class really teaches is how to neutrally shout at your help from Spanish speaking countries in a way that makes you seem like a royal dickhead and, at times, gets you into some trouble that involves a Mexican dude’s dick and your mouth.

Congratulations Spanglish Instructor!

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