Thursday, July 29, 2010

Congratulations on Your Expert Driving!

You’ll even the wheels up and back in easily, straightening them out with expert precision. Then you’ll ease forward, providing the car behind you with ample room to exit their space and straightening your vehicle out in the process. Then you’ll breathe a sigh of relief, exit your car, and carefully examine your handiwork.

You’ll start laughing there in the street, alarming passers-by and panhandlers alike as you point to your perfectly parked vehicle and hop up and down like an idiot. You’ll be so exited that you’ll pull out your camera phone, take a picture and send it to your estranged wife with the caption “AWESOME!”

She won’t be inspired by your parking competence and will not, as you secretly hope, take the opportunity to reconnect and renew your relationship.

Congratulations on Your Expert Driving!

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