Friday, July 30, 2010

Congratulations on Doing it Right This Time!

This time you’re going to just walk into the ocean and not stop, and it’ll work this time because it involves walking, something even you can’t screw up. You’re not going to get caught on one of the dirigible’s many lines or accidentally choose the empty chamber during a game of Russian Roulette or choose the red pill and not die in Trinity’s arms like a good boy. You’re just going to walk into the ocean and be forgotten in a weird sort of reverse evolution.

But it still won’t get you any attention, so that blows.

Congratulations on Doing it Right This Time!

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