Dressing in drag once a week is no picnic. Between the shaving, the plucking and the social stigma associated with donning the clothes of another sex and parading around like what your mother affectionately refers to as “a motherfucking freakshow” it’s a real drain physically and mentally.
Which is why we understand your frustration when, tonight, you’re going to put your leg through your fishnets and rip a nice big hole in them because you forgot to trim your big toe. Hey, anyone who cross-dresses and is a guy has been there.
We just ask that you don’t take it out on your dog. We don’t do this out of concern for the animal or anything like that: your dog just happens to be a magical wish granting dog, and if you take any of your shit out on him tonight he’s just going to hang out around your co-workers until one of them wishes that you’d just die in a fire (this will take, at most, fifteen minutes).
Then, whoosh, you’ll be up in a blaze and burnt to a crisp AND you’ll have a nice big tear in your fishnets. All because you never completed that court mandated anger management seminar.
Congratulations on Ripping Up Your Fishnets Real Bad!
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