Friday, October 23, 2009

Congratulations on Catching March Madness!

March Madness, in this case, is a euphemism for syphilis. You’re going to catch syphilis from a prostitute on Friday. This could be avoided if you frequented more expensive prostitutes or if you used a condom during sex. We hope you learn you lesson. Just to repeat, this has nothing to do with basketball, it’s October, you’re going to get an STD.

Congratulations on Catching March Madness!

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