Congratulations on Blacking Out Briefly!

When you come to he’ll still be talking and you’ll still be strapped to that god damn table with that god damn laser slowly working its way towards you. You’ll let loose a sigh and wonder why villains always insist on giving you an out instead of just killing you outright.

His guards will have their backs turned to you now. They’ll be convinced that their blows to your head will render you unconscious until the laser begins cutting you in half. They’ll have underestimated you, the last mistake they’ll ever make.

Or so you’ll mutter softly to yourself as you squirm on the table. This will immediately draw the attention of one of the guards who will strike you in the head again, knocking you out much more effectively this time. Blackness will take you.

You’ll awake later, having been removed from the table since Dr. Lasercut decided that it wasn’t “fun” to kill you by slowly cutting you in half with a laser unless you were awake for the entire affair. You’ll be bound to a chair in a basement, hungry and alone and wishing that you’d been able to deflect the laser with a coin and kill the guards in an action packed sequence.

Instead you’ll be left to slowly work your way out of the ropes so that you can brutally strangle whoever enters your cell, hoping that they want to kill you in some horrible way instead of just letting you rot slowly down there.

Congratulations on Blacking Out Briefly!