The people in the rented auditorium will be stunned to
silence as you pthbbbt and pffffrt around the space. They'll be stunned, at one moment, then
captivated at another, then enthralled at another.
Tomorrow, you'll be hailed as one of the most revolutionary
performers of our time. You'll be called
"visionary" and "maverick."
You'll be told that your dancing is "edgy" and "begs us
to reconsider what it means to be a dancer."
But tonight, you're just a woman. A woman with IBS who decided to eat a bunch
of beans before she got on stage. And
for that, you will be saluted, forevermore.
Congratulations Farting Modern Dancer!
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