Today you’re a lady who poses nude on a fetish website for men who like women who are wearing latex pig masks.
“I’m more than just a pair of exposed breasts underneath a latex pig mask,” you’ll mutter at the photographer as he takes her picture repeatedly, the hum of the shutter growing steadily more irritating with each snapshot.
“I know, baby,” he’ll say, trying to keep the talent happy. But then he’ll pause for a moment. He’ll put down the camera and think for a second and realize you’re right. He’ll tap his lens with his gayest finger (right hand, ring finger) and then snap his fingers.
“What is it, Marco?” you’ll say, sitting up from the bearskin rug you were grinding on quite sensually. He’ll let out a sigh and throw up his hands.
“I want to try something wacky. Something crazy. You okay to do it with me now, girl?” He’ll fix you with a very serious look, so you’ll be left with no options but to nod. With that nod as affirmation of his purpose Marco will stride over to you and remove your pig mask from your head in one fluid gesture.
It’ll tear your hair a little coming off, but it’ll be worth it, so worth it, just to not smell latex for a few precious seconds.
“Sacre Coeur!” Marco will exclaim before taking as many snapshots as he can. For the first time in years he’ll feel inspired, and also that lingering feeling of resentment towards his mother will have abated for several seconds.
The two of you will have discovered a remarkable, profitable new market: naked photographs of women who have just recently had pig masks removed from their faces or are not wearing pig masks at all. It’s going to be huge!
Congratulations on Removing the Pig Mask!
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