Today, in the middle of class, you’re going to cut off all your fingers.
“THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO WEAR YOUR GOGGLES!” the shop teacher will shout over your screams and the hum of the band saw. The other students will all nod grimly as they collect your fingers so that they can be donated to another class in the middle school for research purposes. Then you’ll be sent to the nurse’s office where you’ll receive a shot of whiskey before having your finger wounds cauterized by an iron due to budget cutbacks.
When you get back to class the shop teacher will announce the class’ next big assignment: making you some fake fingers! It’ll be a huge hit and you’ll be the most popular kid in school for at least another week. Invest in some lube or your dick is going to get pretty raw from all the handjobs you’ll be getting!
Congratulations Carpentry Student!
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