If you lived anywhere but Toronto you’d have been laughed out of that meeting. But because you live in Toronto, home or artists and pretentious buttfucks from all walks of life, you’ll be calmly listened to right up until you get to the pun that actually makes up the entirety of your idea. Once you hit the pun the case worker assessing your show will burst out laughing and start adjusting his papers while nodding. So when the terrible reviews start coming in just remember, a lot of it has to do with the fact that your show was pretty much entirely conceived of as an elaborate prank on the Canadian government.
Congratulations on Putting on a Rendition of Cats Using Tiny Albino Mice!
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