This one’s pretty tame. You and your boyfriend will be engaging in some good old American sodomy when he inserts a mouse up your asshole. Poor thing will freak out up there and die and clog your colon and eventually a proctologist who deals with this sort of thing all the time, though usually not from out homosexuals who are normally a lot smarter and more careful, will ram his KY soaked fist up there and remove the putrid, reeking corpse of the mouse. Your boyfriend will leave you a week later, citing the incident in detail as his primary reason for doing so.
Congratulations on Kicking Off Mistakes Made With Albino Mice Week!
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