After months of other’s nay-saying and nagging, three relationships, hundreds of dollars of coffee, cocaine and whiskey, you’ll do it this evening. You’ll finish the first draft of your script about what it really means to be an American Apparel model. It will consist almost entirely of lesbian sex scenes and depictions of drug use, although there will be one really touching scene where lesbians have sex together after one of them has been crying for a while and the weeping lesbian will end up feeling way better as a result.
It will be picked up by Universal and released this summer.
Congratulations on Finishing Your Script!
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