You’ve spent your entire week evading various assassins from various organized crime organizations that your various ex-boyfriends who look a lot like Justin Thereaux were involved in at various times, so it’s kind of an understatement to say that this week has been rough for you.
But tonight it’ll all be worth it when you show up at Tiger Lilly and enjoy Ladies Night, every Saturday night. All local microbrews will be only two dollars for peeps with vaginas (THIS INCLUDES YOU!!!) and their delightful vegan corndogs will cost but a pittance. Sure, tomorrow you’ll be under a bridge hoping a small Asian man in a suit doesn’t find you. But tonight you’re going to be living large, drinking heavily and enjoying some of the best Vegan food in Portland at a bargain basement prices.
Congratulations on Making It To the Weekend!
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