Moving is tough. It's
ranked right up there with "divorce" and "losing a close family
member" in the "Big List of Things that Make You Change
Residences," and today, you're doing it.
You'll rent a U-Haul, load all your things in, and pay your
friend, Mafia Sal, a healthy sum of money to avoid any sort of "mafia
accidents," like "Mafia Sal setting all of your furniture on fire in
the street."
Mafia Sal's "insurance policy" won't cover
accidental damage, so be sure to get the extended coverage plan on that
U-Haul! It's like, twenty bucks to make
sure you don't have to pay fifteen grand out of pocket. Really, just common sense. Oh, also, don't hire movers from telephone
poles; they'll just inventory your shit and then take all of it while you're at
work in a week! And don't trust your
neighbors; they're all out to get you!
Congratulations on Moving!
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