Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Congratulations Nomad!



The world is wide, and you wander it.  It's a way, largely lost to the world, dating back generations, all the way to the era before recorded human history, but you and your family have held true to it for as long as you can remember.  But sometimes it gets a little bit tedious.  Sleeping on the road can be rough.  The open sky can take a lot out of you, and eating from a campfire cookpot can take its toll.  That's why today, you're going to visit Denny's.

Denny's, with its low, low prices and quality meals made by talented, enthusiastic chefs, will be the perfect place for you to find a home away from home.  The meal you eat there will fill you with warmth and remind you that the trappings of civilization have their draw, even if they're not what you want out of your life.  This sustenance, available at a reasonable price in a convenient location, will serve as a sort of disposable instance of civilization, one you can take, ingest, and leave behind you just as easily.  It will be a salve for your wandering heart.

It'll also give you diarrhea.

Congratulations Nomad!

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