Saturday, February 22, 2014

Congratulations, You Just Won a Genetic Lottery!



Your daddy just shot you into your mom's pussy.  It happened during some pretty weird shit, and when she woke up, she was way too out of it to have an abortion, so you're probably gonna make it.  Probably.

On the upside, when you are born, you're going to be like, super strong.

Like, a mutant.

Congratulations, You Just Won a Genetic Lottery!

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