When the cops find the third victim, the supervising
detective will have an "ah ha!" moment.
"There's an address carved into this body. 1128 Willoughby Avenue, Apartment 6R!"
He'll dispatch a car to the address, where they'll promptly
knock on your door and you, being the polite slasher that you are, will
surrender yourself to their custody without incident.
Later, during your trial, you'll outline how your carefully
crafted serial killings were actually an elaborate attempt to reveal flagrant
incompetence on the part of the police, since they inquested three bodies, and
only discovered your home address carved into one of them.
"This city deserves more from its Police," you'll
tell the judge, tears welling in your eyes.
You'll enter a plea of no contest, and the judge will
sentence you to life imprisonment with no chance for parole. The detective who found your address, the
same detective who missed in on the previous three bodies, will be promoted. Nothing about the infrastructure of the police
force, or their uniform incompetence will change. Have fun spending the next decade of your
life thinking about your special edition Seven
DVD gathering dust!
Congratulations Willoughby Slasher!
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