Today you're going to press the "pay now" button
on a website called MAKEBOOKNOTWARORMACBOOK.NET.
This will conduct you into the noble and vibrant world of
national publishing.
In three weeks you'll receive a box in the mail filled with
fifty typo-ridden copies of your self-aggrandizing bullshit tirade, "The
Real American Story: My Life."
You'll distribute copies to your family, but they'll all be
returned to your home, in various hilarious manners, over the months to come.
Critics, right?!
Congratulations on Making a Book!
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