Thursday, December 5, 2013

Congratulations Clumsy Neurosurgeon!



There are jobs you probably shouldn't have if you say "oops" a lot.  Neurosurgeon is one of them.  But you got through med school, largely thanks to a number of homeless men who would "be your hands for booze money.  You only killed two patients!

Well, today it's all going to catch up with you, because today you're going to accidentally drop your Rolex into a man's brain.  Not just any man, but Vice President Dick Cheney.

Upon input of the watch, Cheney will reboot, his eyes tiny red pinpricks, and his hand will shoot out, grasping at your throat.  It'll clasp around you and hold you steady there as Cheney beams hatred at you, his electronic voice squawking out:

"IT IS CHENEY ING TIME."

The horrible screech will be the last thing you ever hear.

Congratulations Clumsy Neurosurgeon!

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