Today you’re going to be butchered. It’ll be kind of unpleasant for you and you won’t enjoy the experience in the least. In fact it’ll be the single worst day of your life. But you’ll be fulfilling the purpose to which you were born and you’ll be making a lot of people very, very happy.
Also, you’ll be delicious, even though you’re dead and you probably don’t care. We still hope that’s worth something. We will not forget the sacrifice you made for our pastor burritos.
Congratulations Succulent Little Pig!
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