Saturday, August 7, 2010

Congratulations on Projecting Your Anger!

Today you’re going to be so angry that you’re going to physically project your anger as a force outside your body. It will push through a wall and knock a mini-van into another person’s house, killing three people in.

It’ll also offer up a new source of renewable energy, since you’re always getting super pissed about stuff and if people can find a way to harness your rage (vis a vis wind power) then they’ll be all set for getting rid of gasoline and the dramatic alteration of rivers and the destruction of the natural world and all that nasty shit.

But it won’t fix your marriage, so that kind of sucks.

Congratulations on Projecting Your Anger!

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