Fans of Jersey Shore can go fuck themselves today. There was a prediction somewhere in our files, but since no one knows anything about the inane cast of that terrible show we decided to let all of y’alls know that you’re a waste of breathe and that we really do wish you’d die in a fire so that they’d stop making that miserable excuse for a television program and let the rest of the world stop hearing stupid shit about people we would literally run over with our cars given half a chance.
Oh, and someone named Snookie is going to catch HPV which will eventually develop into cervical cancer, illustrating the importance of sexual education in the American public school system. So that’s kind of good, we guess.
Congratulations Fans of Jersey Shore!
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