Last night, in an occurrence which, depending on when you were watching and who you ask, was either adorable, super hot or super gross, half the male staff of Sexy Results got totally gay at an office sponsored event intended to reconcile personnel following a recent workplace dispute on appropriate behavior during office functions.
We appreciate the openness of the male staff as well as their willingness to engage in activities which were, we can all agree, funny at least and fap worthy at worst. We’d like to extend an olive branch by inviting every male staffer who engaged in homoerotic activity to our next ladies night wherein we promise to get Shelly from accounts payable and Erika from our writing staff so drunk that they totally make out in public the way we all desperately want them to.
Thank you for your cooperation and good natured actions during this time of healing and we hope that Eric and James both used condoms because we’d rather not have to predict either of you dying of AIDS or something like that. That shit be everywhere.
Congratulations on Getting Pretty Gay Last Night!
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