Thursday, June 3, 2010

Congratulations on Getting Milk From Rats!

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Today you’re going to succeed in milking the rats in your apartment. The milk will taste terrible, and will turn in a matter of days, but you’ll succeed in drawing it out of them. Overall the entire experience will still be more disturbing than anything else, but it will be something of a scientific landmark and for that you get a brief, pithy note on some douchebag’s blog.

Congratulations on Getting Milk From Rats!

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