Thursday, June 24, 2010

Congratulations on Beating Britain At What They Do Best!

This is a retroactive Sexy Results prediction that we initially rejected due to abject absurdity. Yesterday America beat the living shit out of Algeria 1-0 to advance to elimination play in the World Cup for the first time in decades. Because America was so awesome this victory catapulted them, retroactively, into a position about England in terms of international standings in soccer. So America, at present, has already handily defeated England at the only sport that the two of us actually compete in with one another aside from yachting.

Congratulations on Beating Britain At What They Do Best!

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