Saturday, January 16, 2010

Congratulations on Soldifying Your Hold on the Western Provinces!

You’ve been trying to conquer the Gauls for a while and, wouldn’t you know it, the little fucks just won’t quit. Today you’re going to discover that burning their villages, woods and holy sites all discourage them from generally resisting your ongoing assault.

Or encourage them. We’re really not sure. But in about two thousand years no one will be able to tell you apart anyway, so who gives a fuck. And as March approaches everything looks great for you. Pretty soon people will be singing the name Julius in the streets!

Congratulations on Solidifying Your Hold on the Western Provinces!

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