Friday, September 27, 2013

Congratulations Farting Modern Dancer!



The people in the rented auditorium will be stunned to silence as you pthbbbt and pffffrt around the space.  They'll be stunned, at one moment, then captivated at another, then enthralled at another.

Tomorrow, you'll be hailed as one of the most revolutionary performers of our time.  You'll be called "visionary" and "maverick."  You'll be told that your dancing is "edgy" and "begs us to reconsider what it means to be a dancer."

But tonight, you're just a woman.  A woman with IBS who decided to eat a bunch of beans before she got on stage.  And for that, you will be saluted, forevermore.

Congratulations Farting Modern Dancer!

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