Thursday, September 12, 2013

Congratulations Fallen Chipmunk!



When the Chipmunk Council calls you in, they'll be wearing their most elaborate robes.  Since Chipmunks lack any real capacity for textiles, that means they'll be wearing tattered sleeves made of leaves, gazing down upon you from Great Stump, tails swishing with anticipation.

They'll speak in brief chirrups.

"YOU ARE FOUND TO BE GUILTY OF CRIMES MOST FOUL AGAINST CHIPMUNKANITY!" the Council will chirrup in unison.  You'll stand towards them paws raised in alarm, back straight, tail still.

"There is no crime in love," you'll say in a low true voice that resounds throughout the clearing.  The Chipmunk Council will be unsure how to respond to that.  Their pause will grant you opportunity to continue your speech.

"There is no crime in submitting to love, in admitting to love, in permitting love to guide your actions in a way you would not have anticipated."  You'll gesture at your love, Frizmeena, the squirrel maiden who showed you the tallest tree branches she could climb without falling off, who now stands bound and guarded by Chipmunk Council guards.  "The greater crime is in denying that love, in defining it as wrong simply for falling upon another species."  You'll clench one of your tiny hands into a fist.  "That is the truest of crimes."

The Chipmunk Council will begin chirruping amongst themselves, but the guards will not be so torn.  One will slice the bindings holding Frizmeena's paws while the others drop to one knee.  Frizmeena, every inch the Squirrel Princess she always told you she was, will gracefully touch each of their heads before commanding them to rise in the rapid chirping voice that first struck deep into your heart.

By the time she reaches the earth the Council will be squeaking madly, but you won't hear their words.  With your face buried in Frizmeena's fur, you'll only hear her delicate purring and the beating of her heart, in tune with yours.  As you flee the clearing together, you'll feel for the first time like you're truly free.  Which is good, because you're both tiny rodents, and you're going to die in a few years, so you've got to take what you can get life wise.

Congratulations Fallen Chipmunk!

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