Historian is written by the victors.
Unfortunately, your people haven't won a battle in
generations. Like, thirty generations.
There are two ways you can fix that. You can become better at war, which is super
unrealistic, and terribly unlikely. Or
you can create your own history, one that rewrites the world in your image.
It's gonna be tricky.
You're gonna have to cut out all the various peoples who have won wars
over the millennia. Black people, gone. White people, definitely gone. Asian
people outside of the Philippines, super
gone.
You'll be left with a history of the world that denies the
existence of the majority of the nations in the world. People different than you, that is to say,
people who don't live in your hyperspecific, resource barren yet constantly
contested little slice of the planet, will be totally unmentioned. You'll instead construct an image of the
world as a wonderfully barren sphere where life constantly collapses upon
itself.
This will be tricky, because your country is small, and has
wifi. You'll have to construct an
elaborate campaign to inform all of your nation's youth of how foul and
perfidious all of the outsiders, with their different appearances and cultures
capable of winning at armed conflict, are.
The trick here will be instilling your people with the terrifying sense
that they're in constant danger when they're in the room with anyone who looks
different from them.
You can also try to block internet access to every country
but the Philippines, and only invite Filipino people to visit you. But, really, that's doomed to failure; your
country doesn't even control its own borders, it sucks so bad. Technically, it's not even a country.
Just give it up, dude.
Congratulations Fake Historian!
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