Congratulations on Selling Basil to that Kid Who's Allergic to Basil!

It’s a classic prank: you offer someone weed but you sell them an inert household spice.  Classic!  And we all know the old story where some poor kid dies from smoking oregano because he’s allergic to oregano or whatever, that’s old hat.  But you, you’re all oreganoed out. You want to make your mark on the world, and you’re not gonna do that by reproducing tried and true pranks.  You’re gonna do it by fucking shit up and making it your own.

You’re gonna do that by selling basil to a kid.  A kid who happens to be allergic to basil.

“This is like eating pasta,” he’ll whimper as his throat seals itself.

You’ll cackle as the police load you into their squad car.  The charge: selling a kid who’s allergic to basil basil.

Your case will be thrown out of court before it goes to trial, since that’s not a real crime.  Criminal malfeasance might’ve been more appropriate, maybe, but the cops who booked you weren’t very good at their jobs.

Congratulations on Selling Basil to that Kid Who’s Allergic to Basil!