Congratulations Disembodied Head from the Power Rangers!

You had a good run, friend.  Terrorizing teens by telling them to defend Japanese cities.  Subtextually reinforcing racial stereotypes.  Managing a ruthless genocidal campaign against a race of strange, skinny golems acting without any capacity for free will.  You’ve been working hard at it, and you’ve been making some real headway.  There are very, very few skinny, moderately retarded golems in the world today and racism is still very real.

And today you’re going to be recognized for that.  In a tear filled ceremony you’re going to be loaded on to a boat and pushed into a lake after being lit on fire.  As you burn, the teens you’ve been robbing of their childhoods will cheer from the shoreline.  It’ll be beautiful and the world will mercifully be free of your machinations henceforth.

Your name, which we’ve already forgotten, will remain forgotten for all history.

Nice work!

Congratulations Disembodied Head from the Power Rangers!