You’ll be out today, just doing your job, when a car will pull up next to you.
You’ll look to the side and, sure enough, dogs will be driving the car. One of them will have a gun pointed at you, an old revolver with a nice, big heavy barrel.
“Fucking animals!” you’ll shout at you dive out of your dog-catching truck to the hood of the parked car next to it. The dog will fire the gun as best he can, which won’t be very well, while you run into a yard, where his friends could easily run you down if they weren’t trying to drive a car.
“Dogs suck!” you’ll shout at them as they try to escape their seatbelts, proving once and for all the superiority of man over beast.
Congratulations Dog Catcher!
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