Today your neighbor is going to come over to borrow a cup of sugar during play time.
You’ll be wearing your leather harness and your wife will have her ball gag in. The black guy from work you roped into bringing his wife over will be there too, in a suit, just getting into the swing of things. Your neighbor will take it all in for a second, then nod approvingly.
“Didn’t know you were busy. Send me an invite next time you want to get something together, I’ll put it on my Google calendar,” he’ll say before he heads back to his house to tell his wife that it turns out they’re not the only kink couple in the neighborhood.
You’ll turn to your wife and your work friend and shrug.
“I didn’t know he was on Google!” you’ll say. Everyone will burst out laughing, because that obviously wasn’t the more unexpected fact that you’ll have learned about your neighbor that day and jokes like that go over great in the kink community.
Congratulations Suburban Sex Fiends!
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