Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Congratulations on Earning That Black Eye!

You probably shouldn’t have mentioned your opinion of her tits, and you definitely shouldn’t have mentioned it so soon after you launched a lengthy tirade on why gay marriage should be illegal, why whales are actually assholes and why Kenny G. is better than Kenny Loggens. Just shitty decisions all around. But hey, at least now no one can say that you didn’t earn anything in your life you worthless piece of excrement.

Congratulations on Earning That Black Eye!

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