Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Congratulations Non-Deviant Sexual Entity!

We’ve been told for legal reasons that we need to provide some sort of encouragement to at least one non-deviant sexual being in the course of our normal actions. So here’s to you, theoretical man or woman who only likes doing it missionary with a person you’re married to once a month. We’re pretty sure you’re a weird fetish unto yourself, but we’ve been told by our lawyers that we shouldn’t say or even think this, lest you sue us, so here’s to you and all your “normalcy.”

Freak.

Congratulations Non-Deviant Sexual Entity!

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