Tonight you’re going to be sitting alone, reading your ex-girlfriend’s blog about how great her husband and kids are and how the only real mistake she ever made was sleeping with you for a three month period in 2004. She mentions that the trip the two of you took to Chicago that one time was a mistake too, but slightly smaller since she finally got to see some museums she’d wanted to for a long time and she can now truthfully say she’s been to Chicago, which is important if you’re a mom and you have to be on the subject of Chicago.
You’ll put the gun to your temple after reading that sentence, pull the trigger and hear the click. Then, smiling, you’ll refresh the page to see if she’s written anything new, maybe something about you making her happy at least once when you were together.
Congratulations, the Chamber Wasn’t Loaded!
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