Friday, January 21, 2011

Congratulations Bumming Us All Out!

Today you’re going to tell your life story and while a more articulate person might have made your struggle with (shudder) ass cancer into a heart wrenching tale of overcoming tremendous odds you’re going to just make it one long, depressing diatribe about how you now have to watch your spicy foods. It’s going to be long, lame and just seriously depressing but none of us will be able to call you on it because, y’know, cancer survivor.

Congratulations on Bumming Us All Out!

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