Thursday, May 1, 2014

Congratulations on Moving!



Moving is tough.  It's ranked right up there with "divorce" and "losing a close family member" in the "Big List of Things that Make You Change Residences," and today, you're doing it.

You'll rent a U-Haul, load all your things in, and pay your friend, Mafia Sal, a healthy sum of money to avoid any sort of "mafia accidents," like "Mafia Sal setting all of your furniture on fire in the street."

Mafia Sal's "insurance policy" won't cover accidental damage, so be sure to get the extended coverage plan on that U-Haul!  It's like, twenty bucks to make sure you don't have to pay fifteen grand out of pocket.  Really, just common sense.  Oh, also, don't hire movers from telephone poles; they'll just inventory your shit and then take all of it while you're at work in a week!  And don't trust your neighbors; they're all out to get you!

Congratulations on Moving!

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