Congratulations Dali Llama!

Many people approach the Dalai Lama to try and learn about the true meaning of spiritual enlightenment, but let's face facts: that dude is tense as shit.  He's running around every which-a-way, trying to figure out what's what and who's who and who's what.  He's got multiple secretaries, and he's so overwhelmed by the task of salvation that he can barely find fifteen minutes to sit back, relax and get his chill on.

You, though.  You've got it down.  You're a llama and you're much calmer than the Dalai Lama.  See what we did there?  Calmer, llama.  Yeah, we're pretty proud of ourselves.

Anyhow, a by-product of you being so calm is that you're just generally not really up to a lot.  Most days, you just eat grass and look at the mountains and generally feel chill.  Today is going to be special, though.  See, today, you're going to find a Salvatore Dali painting in the middle of the pasture you're grazing in.

The painting will display a disturbing, abstract landscape whose spatial logic will defy conventional wisdom and make most onlookers extremely uncomfortable.  Of course, it won't have any such effects on you.  You'll just keep chewing your cud, doing your thing, enjoying the visuals.  The fact that you're a llama and perceive color differently than humans do will help too.  But let's be frank, mostly it'll just be your aversion to llama drama.

Congratulations Dali Llama!