When she reaches for the register you'll scream at her so
violently that spittle will fly from your mouth into her face.
"NO!"
She'll quail, shifting herself away from you, towards the
ground. Only the gun in your hand will
keep her on her feet. Only the knowledge
that, if she hits the ground, if she disobeys you, if she takes liberties with
your directions, she'll die, same as her co-worker did, bullet in the face,
blood splattered all over her name-tag.
Her name tag will read Sheryl.
Her co-worker's will read Mary.
"IN THE BACK! IN
THE BAG!"
She'll stand stock still waiting for directions. You'll smile at her.
"Chicken," you'll begin. "Fingers," you'll finish, snapping your
own fingers as you clarify.
She won't move at first, which will prompt you to scream.
"NOW!"
While she moves you'll hold the young woman who was sitting
at the counter, smiling at her when you came in, in your free hand. Perhaps she was Sheryl's lover? Or sister?
Sister more likely. The young
woman won't be struggling anymore by this time, won't be complaining. She'll just be looking at the ground, trying
not to cry, trying not to move at all, not even to breathe.
When Sheryl emerges with the bag of chicken fingers, you'll
smile.
"Good," you'll announce. "Good work, Sheryl. Now pack them in the trash bag and throw it
to me."
Sheryl will do as you ask, hurling a trash bag at you with
one hand. You'll catch it easily, the
weight of the chicken fingers, all the chicken fingers, heavy in your
fist. You'll keep the gun trained on the
young woman's head as you back up towards the door. When you reach the exit you'll announce to
the diner.
"Call the police in ten minutes. Tell them you waited to make sure I was
gone. Thank you for the chicken
fingers."
As you finish you'll kiss the young woman on the back of the
head and push her inside the diner as you walk away. The peal of weeping will start to penetrate
the noise of the highway, but you won't let it stop you. You chose this life, and you're going to keep
following this path until it ends.
You're guessing that'll happen sooner than later at this rate.
Congratulations Chicken Finger Bandit!
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