"Hello," you'll mutter to the last remaining Hot Pocket
in your fridge. You'll look at it, then
back at the canvas in your apartment, to your pallet, free of paints, to the
man, standing in front of you, with a bag of art supplies clutched in his hand.
"You got the stuff?" he'll mumble.
You'll nod and hand him the Hot Pocket, your last Hot
Pocket, the last morsel of food in your apartment. As he takes it your stomach will loose a
nasty growl, and you'll know that you've sealed your fate: without food you've
a mere two weeks to finish your masterpiece before hunger takes you. But you live for your art, and today your art
is funded through the work of delicious Hot Pockets brand snack
pastry-like-substance, and you, thanks to those wonderful products, will be
able to create one last great work of art.
For man cannot live on food alone, even if that food is delicious Hot
Pockets: Meat in Dough flavor pastry substrate.
Congratulations Starving Artist!
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